Well, since MELISSA was a mallard on stilts i an going to write tree words. THREE WORDS. there.
Randomness at Random! #15 The Tale of Three Words
If you have read The Tales of Beadle the Bard or just like fairy tale stories you will like this post.
One word was WHOSIT another was WHYSTHAT and the last was WHATSGOINGON. The words were traveling and they came to a river. Instead of trying to cross it they look around and find a bridge. They go over to it. They see DEATH. DEATH is angry at WHOSIT, WHYSTHAT, and WHATSGOINGON for not trying to cross the river without the bridge because they would have died and DEATH would love another soul to add to his SOULBAG. But DEATH tricks WHOSIT, WHYSTHAT, and WHATSGOINGON, and acts like he is happy for them cheating him out of a perfectly dry soul. He gives them each a wish. WHOSIT asks for a licorice stick that would grow when you ate it. WHYSTHAT asked for a nut that would let you see through walls. WHATSGOINGON asked for a blanket that would turn you into an animal when you put it on. Two days later... WHOSIT is killed for the price of his never ending licorice stick. One month later... WHYSTHAT kills himself for seeing the horrors of what gos on inside a McDonalds Employees Only door. Sixty years later... WHATSGOINGON dies of natural pigeon causes... DEATH is happy. But SOULBAG gets the swine flu and barfs up eight-hundred years worth of souls, but the souls have trouble getting into the country because their passports were taken when they were "deposited" in SOULBAG. So DEATH is so angry with himself that he pulls a comacazzy and kills himself. So there is no one to shove him in the bag and SOULSBAG gets backed up like a toilet and the SUPERNATURALPLUMBERS have to unclog him. Sewage.
The moral is to ask for a "GET OUT OF DEATH FREE" Coupon.