Randomness at Random # 21 Food Phobia

Chuck was, as always, undergoing another test run of a drug pill. It was called FoodAwayAZEMICAL. Chuck had little money, and when I say a little I mean dirt poor, not even dirt poor, more like no-dirt poor, so he was undergoing a month of FoodAwayAZEMICAL to see if he got the weight loss results that he wanted. Nothing is easy for Chuck. After about 168 straight hours (a solid week) of unpleasant bathroom involved complications. The toilet seat actually molded into the contures of Chuck's rump. So after that horrific and dirty week, Chuck started to have a fear of food. Phoodaphobia is what it is called. All types of food, even fruits and vegetables grew mouths, puppy dog like eyes, and a nose and started to convince Chuck about why he shouldn't eat them. Here's a typical day for Chuck:

Breakfast-

Chuck: I'm hungry, I think I'll have some cereal.
Cereal: No, dude, don't eat me! I have a Cheerio and three Fruit Loops, I've gotta provide for them, man.
Chuck: Okay, how about an orange?
Orange: I'm not organic.
Chuck: Guess I'll wait until lunch.

Lunch-

Chuck: Time for an "I skipped breakfast" type of power lunch. I want a sandwich.
Sandwich: No way, Chuck, you ate Ham yesterday and beloved Turkey on Tuesday, lets not put me, Bologna, on the list. It's unhealthy to have the same meal thrice in row.
Chuck: Okay, I'll have macaroni.
Macaroni: No, I am only a starch and dairy, remember the food pyramid, you need a serving of everything. Try T.V. Dinner.
T.V. Dinner: I have high fructose corn syrup.
Chuck: I'll wait for Dinner.

Dinner-

All foods: DON'T EAT US!!!
Chuck: I'm gunna puke.

So, every night when Chuck didn't have any food all day and got nauseous and puked from lack of chow he wrenched, but nothing came out. He didn't have any food to throw up. Now, even Water was trying to convince him to switch to Milk and then Milk would shout at Water for being a jerk.
Chuck decided to hit himself in the head with a hammer until he snorted the FoodAwayAZEMICAL pills out his nose. It worked without major injury, and when I mean major, I mean death, so Chuck was about brain dead when they recalled the pills for serious side effects. Chuck was happy he got his hundred dollars for trying the pills, they would pay for another prescription he was testing for money called DeadInAFewSecondsFERZINAD.