Hue has been shoved and locked in a closet for a while, so that's why we haven't heard from him in a while.
It was November. Hue hadn't eaten in a while since his closet caper. He decided to feed his frog named Skipper. He had had him for three years, but Skipper wasn't important enough until now to mention. Skipper had gotten out of his tank once. He had snuck into the pantry looking for something to eat. In the morning when Hue got up he decided he would be called Danny today. While he ate his breakfast, Danny noticed something green in his cereal. It was Skipper, he had crawled into the box that night when he was looking for food. He had also brought Skippitha, a green bell pepper he had found while looking for food. Skipper thought it looked like a female frog and suggested to Skippitha that she be his wife. She didn't reply, so he took it as a yes and dragged her with him. Danny screamed as the slimy, slippery Skipper hopped out of the cereal and into Danny's mouth. Skipper got so scared inside Danny's mouth that he dropped some "presents" in there. Then Danny opened his mouth and Skipper hopped out leaving Skippitha behind in Danny's cereal. Danny vowed vengeance.
When his mom was out, Danny took a bottle of egg-nog and poured some of it into a bowl of Frosted Flakes. He then put Skipper in the bowl along with thirteen jalapenos. Then put a trashcan over it. On top of the trash can he put Webster's un-abridged dictionary, and a few roles of toilet paper. Skipper wouldn't get out of there. When Danny's mother came home it was already too late. Skipper was dead.
Did I say dead? I meant red. Skipper was blushing profusely with all the new female jalapenos to chose from. They were hot. (Sarah) Hot as in spicy. There were already seven new litters of half jalapeno half frog on the way.
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