Thursday, April 1, 2010

The Skippy Chronicles Season 4 # 1 The Best Beginning Ever

Dane woke up from his dream to find that a note had been pushed under his door. HE unfolded it to find magazine cut out letters in the form of a message. It read:

Dear Dane, Henry, and Zach,

We have turtlenapped Skippy the turtle in order to research him. We took these drastic measures for no apparent reason. We will leave clues to his whereabouts to aggravate you into chasing him for our amusement. Now that the ransom stuff is taken care of, we will write the small talk. How have you been? How's Skippy? (Wait, we turtlenapped him, never mind.) What's been on your mind? Keeping busy? Enough small talk, time for the first clue of Skippy's location.

Clue #1: In your house Skippy resides,
But only you to him does safety provide.

In no Way at all Sincerely,
E.V.I.L. (Evil Villains Incarcerate reptiLes)

Dane had no idea why the people who wrote the letter didn't use a computer and type the message out to disguise their handwriting, so he assumed they were equally as ignorant as him. Or the people were somewhere remote, so they didn't have a computer to use, but then how would they get the magazines? This contemplation was pointless and was using much of Danes brainpower, so he decided to stop and brought Henry over to help him search his house for Skippy.

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