The Gibbly Horm Monster

Wanted

The monster, Gibbly Horm, is wanted for mass trickery. The fiend is a mischievous character, he will stop at nothing to get the best of you. (By nothing I mean if you do nothing he'll stop. But people don't have the sense for that.) He is know as the Gibbering Worm. (Probably because most people can't pronounce his name correctly.) What Gibbly is know for most is: shutting the door you are about to walk through so that you walk into it.

Gibbly is about three and a half feet tall, he weighs about 40 pounds, and has a camel shaped body. His skin is purple, but the skin on his appendages is magenta. He has black, oval-shaped eyes and a slit for a nose. The Gibbering Worm has four arms and two legs. Don't mix up his head with his tail, which are both worm shaped. He is also renowned for being the only creature with floating eyebrows. It also has five slippery digits on each appendage.

The monster was last seen near Chicago, but we don't know where it is now, or where it will strike next. To catch Gibbly Horm get one mouse trap, some strawberries, and a cat carrier. Set up the strawberry on the mouse trap. (Gibbly Horm loves them.) So if the Gibbering Worm is near, he will go for the strawberry. Once trapped, put him in the cat carrier and take him to the Humane Society. The reward for catching Gibbly Horm is 100 Euro. We want it in the petting zoo!

If you see this creature, call 1-800-333-Worm