Well, sinse this is Randomness at Random post # 13, I'll get stupertious on you. I mean superstious.
Hue was walking to the pet store to buy a fish to stick down his worst enemy's pants, when a black cat walked by. Imedeatly, a chicken coop fell off a nearby roof and crushed Hue under 100 pounds of hen, poop, and eggs. He crawled out, and since the rotton luck had put him in a bad mood, he decided to get a tarantula for the pants instead. He was at the local dinner, Aunt Shela's, who hadn't been inspected for health code in twenty years, when he spilled the salt. A cottage cheese truck then crashed into the side of the building and spewed its contents all over Hue and the other customers. By this time Hue was getting worried. So, to test if it was bad luck, he went to the mirror store and broke the Grand Mirror. "You brake it you buy it," so Hue forked over $170. The ground started to rumble. a crack the size of a semi opened in the Earth where Hue was standing. Then it was gone along with Hue. Hue's face turned up on milk cartons across the nation. "Have you seen this boy?" But that wouldn't do him good. He was at the center of the Earth right now, making reed woven wallets for Wal-Mart. Sorry Hue.
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