The Kennedies' Children

I like indenting very far. Can't you tell? (sarcasm) So I'm now gunna inform yas about stuff. John F. Kennedy, our very own 33rd president, had 4 children. Arabella Kennedy was born first, Caroline Bouvier Kennedy was the second, John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. came third, Patrick Bouvier Kennedy was fourth which were all born from Jackie Kennedy, and last and least (just kidding) was Jack Rodney Worthington II, which J.F.K. had with Mary Worthington.


Arabella Kennedy was born in 1956. She came out stillborn, already dead upon birth. The tragedies this family!


Caroline Bouvier Kennedy was born November 27, 1957. She is the only surviving child from Prez. John F. Kennedy and Jackie Kennedy. After her father was assassinated she moved to the Upper East Side of Manhattan where she lived with her brother and went to elementary school. Later she attended Radcliff College. Once finished with her studies, she started working at The Metropolitan Museum of Art. There she met her husband-to-be, Edmund Schlossberg, who was working as an exhibit designer at the time. Later she went to receive a law degree from Columbia Law School. Caroline then worked for many charities and acted as a politician for a while. She also co-authored two books about civil liberties with Ellen Allderman. In 2008 she supported Barrack Obama in his race for president, and was considered for the open Senate seat in New York, but she backed out for personal reasons. I'm glad she did so well!

John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. was born November 25, 1960 in the Georgetown Family Hospital, sixteen days after J.F.K. was elected. During his time in the white house as a child, John Jr. was nick-named------ (Try Henry's Hut, the latest blog here on blogger!) (Sorry, I got payed $20 for that A.D.D., I mean add.) (Also, A.D.H.D. is just high-definition A.D.D.) (And, for St. Jude's Children Hospital, A.D.D. is attention deficit disorder---look a butterfly!)----Sorry, my apologies. As I was saying, was nick-named "John John" when a fast talking reporter accidentally said his name twice. He grew up on the Upper East Side of Manhattan with his sister Caroline Kennedy, after his father's assassination. People Magazine named Kennedy its "Sexiest Man Alive" in 1988 at the age of 27 (the youngest "sexiest man" to date). He is the only person so named who was not a working actor and is the only one who is now deceased. J.F.K. Jr. graduated from Brown University in 1983. After some time in India after college he worked for the New York City Office of Business Development. After he acted a little, as it was a passion of his from acting in high school. Late into 1994 John Jr. met Carolyn Jeanne Bessette after his mother's death. After resisting marriage for a year, Carolyn Bessette married him on September 21, 1996, on Cucumber Island in Georgia. Sadly on July 16, 1999 John Fitzgerald Kennedy Jr. was killed in a plane crash at night along with his wife and mother-in-law, Lauren Bassette. (Excuse me, I need a tissue.)

Patrick Bouvier Kennedy was born August 7, 1963, five and a half weeks early, with a birth weight of four pounds. He was transported to Boston's Childrens' Hospitial immedeatly. Two days later, August 9, 1963, from Hyaline Membrane Disease. Gosh!

Jack Rodney Worthington II was born November 22, 1961, in Maverick Counrty, Texas. Well, apparently this guy isn't very well know for anything, but one major incident that wasn't his doing. Jack Rodney Worthington II (I'm saying that for dramatic affect) claims to be the illegitimate son of John F. Kennedy, our 33 President of the United States. (That was dramatic!)

Well'p! I'll see you next time on Dane's Disaterous Dis-adventure! (Welp means "well yep" not like the person/offensive comment, welp.)