Randomness at Random! #12 The Answers of Dumb

Hue was taking a test on Geography when this story takes place. Here is the test and Hue's answers' below them. Hue's friend, Carl, filled in #2 for him, then Hue wrote in a comment on Carl's answer.

Geography Test

#1. What are the citizens of Italy called?

Uuummm...... Pastafarians? Like Rastafarians, but since they are in Italy they like pasta.

#2. Name a country that starts with an H.

Hungary.
No, in the world, Carl.

#3. Write a post card bleow as if you were in Spain?

Well, I'm having a just lovely time being insane now. I'm in this wonderful hotel they call the asylum. Oh, in Spain! Not insane! Gottcha.

#4. Where is the Sahara desert?

Sara'a dessert is in the fridge.

#5 True of false? This question is false.

"Gosh this test is hard!" said Huey. "I know how I'll get the answers right!"

Hue pulled out his cell phone.

"I'll just use my phone to hack Mrs. Dotty's computer and get the answers."

Hue started pressing random buttons on his phone, because the fact was; he didn't know how to hack a computer from a very suseptable cell phone. So he decided luck better smile on him today. :) (If you're wondering, that thing to the left of this is a smily Cirus face.) Wow was hue lucky! He actually got a screen to pop up that acctually looked like it might be on the right track. It said:

Hacking: Please wait... [

Hacking: Please wait...... [

Hacking: Please wait......... [

Hacking: Please wait............... [

Hacking: Please wait................... [

Hacking: Please wait.......................[ Hacking complete.

Hue looked at his phone. It had many incompreble letters on it. Hue just realized his phone had a bunch of incomperable letters on it. Hue had just hacked his own phone from his phone. Would you look at that? No? You wouldn't? Oh, well. Hue moaned a like a cow being milked with a steel brush. Then he went back to his test, answering each question with the same answer: Uuuuuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ?????????????????????????????????????But, hay, it's for horses.

Hue receved his test the next day. It had the picture of someone barfing on it. Hue took that Mrs. Dotty thought his test was bad.