For all those RuneScapers out there, you'll like the title.
Chuck was making a recipe of his own concoction. This is what he wrote:
Recipe for Turkey Stuffing: Serves 48
Make a mix of dough, 30 flies, and mayonnaise.
Put into oven for 12 to 65 hours. Add seasoning of pickles, marshmallows, eraser shavings, shaving cream, cream cheese, cheese sticks, sticks, and extract of bottled herring.
After baking, dump contents into trash can. This is bad! That's why we disposed of it............................................................................... to make it good.
Let sit for 2 days.
After fermentation, add lotion to the mix in the trash can.
Once moisturised, pour trash can contents into tray.
Add 40 cups of salt, 8 eggs, (gotta get your share of Salmonella), 3 bags of Cool Aid mix, one cadaver, a can of peas still caned, and last a tub of lard.
Put into industrial oven (hobo fire) for 364 days.
After cooking, stuff into 17 desired turkeys. Enjoy your trip to the hospital to get your stomach pumped!
That was a gruesome tail, but hay, it's for horses!
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