The Spelling Post, Full of Movie References

Each wacky sentence has a spelling word for week 5 underlined. Happy trails!

1. This great Australian country is wonderful! When you flush the toilets, they spin the other way!

2. I'm supposed to be writing about does, but it sounds like dosy, like dosy-doe! So I keep dancing, and I can't finish this sentence---Hold yer partner! Spin around!.........

3. Once upon a time there was an old guy, my grandpa in fact, I was young then, about 10, who used to talk and jabber on and on about the most ridiculous stories. Like one time he told me the story about the 3rd World War, it was the year 143 and my tax credit was short then.............

4. When I first layed my eyes on you I said, "Gorsh! She is a beautiful can o' beans! I bet she'll be a tasty one!"

5. I am a guy of the unusual sorts, like my occupation says: Lunatic.

6. Ooookaaaay! Unit 7, mooooveeee out! What was that Snowflake!? Ya!? Well you're a girl?! Hehehe, that was an original one, don't you think, Colonial Davis? Yes! I do think, you girl!

7. Yes, finally! I have escaped from prison! I'm a fugitive! No one can catch Johny the Pickpocket Mystery! 'Cause that's me! And I'm the Gingerbread man! Er, I mean I'm Johny the Pickpocket Mystery, but I'm fast.

8. Hello, Sir. Have you chosen a selection from our fine menu? Uuu, yes, I'll have the kol-o-maha-rie. The what? The Kolo-o-maha-rie. Oh! The calamari! Fine choice, Sir.

9. James studied the fire extinguisher a few feet away. It was held with a clip that was bolted to the wall. How can I utilize that? James thought.

"It's too late for you Mr.Bond."

"What do you expect from me? Do you expect me to lunge for that fire extinguisher and use it to blow you out of the cargo bay of the plane that is open to the air, even though we are 7,000 feet up?!"

"Clearly not Mr Bond. Or I would have devised a much more stable and predictable way for you do die. I expect you to die Mr.Bond!"

10. "What a magnificant sculputer! I have never seen anything more amazing in my life!"

"It's a grade B, Play-Doh dragon, mom."

11. "Please! Don't robe me, don't take my valuables!"

"Uuu, okay, sure mam, sorry to threaten your life. Have a nice day!"

12. Augg! Please don't do it! But, Indiana, it is customary to our culture to make newcomers eat this bile stuff. Oh, well when you put it that way. Okay!

13. The universe is enormous, Harry. Harry? -Beew, bang, pow!- Oh why did I let young Harry get that Play Station, he loves to play on the Harry Potter game for the 5th book. But the hasn't happened yet, so it is very bad for his mind.

14. "You have been treated to the lap of luxury for far too long, Richy."

"I haven't sat in my father's lap for years! How dare you insult me on false pretences!"

"Exactly the point, my friend."

15. The museum is closed today, my friend. Well have to find ancient bones somewhere else. To the retirement home!

16. What is with this thumbprint!? It's all wrinkly and clear! Ieeuchk! Umm, Chuck, that's plastic wrap.

17. Oh! These friend eggs are wonderful! They smell good too! I bet they taste wonderful! Yum! Oh gosh! My guests always confuse my fried eggs with sulfur! Oh, wait! Sulfur smells like rotten eggs! My eggs must be horrible! But.... oh! That's good sulfur!

18. Look at all those bags in the recycle bin! It's like Suffocation-Mart! Oh, how repulsive! None of these bags have a warning to keep out of hands of small children! I'm gonna tell the 700 Club about that! Oh! How many lives are lost each second to youngins be suffocated by bags!? It must be billions of billions! I'll complain to the safety check people!

I like to talk to you at the end of this stuff, so sing me a song of your worries!