Notice: Henry Koch from Henry's Hospital is making a new series that is un-named right now. So, in light of his series that is not at all a B grade version of mine, (Ahhhhhhhhh-Hemmmmm! Henry, that ahem, was for you.),I am copy-writing this series as of......... now! ......@! Crap! I mean, carp. Well, there is no "copy-write" key, so just mix the C with the @ symbol. There now it's copy-writed!
Randomness at Random # 6 Health Hazard
This episode will be written like a play, enjoy.
Guss, the under payed, pimple inflamed, health inspector, walks into the restaurant: This is Better Than Dog Chow!
Guss- Excuse me. May I have one of your finest dishes?
Waiter- No.
Guss- I'm the health inspector.
Waiter- Oh! No.
Guss- Then I guess I'll just have a look at your kitchen.
Waiter-...............................
Guss walks into the kitchen.
Guss- Oh my! This place is awful! There are rats in the rat cages! Dogs on the floor! Droppings everywhere! And oh! It looks like you are getting your food out of a trof! It looks like dog food! But your sign says it's better than dog food, but it is dog food!
Supposed Chef- This isn't a restaurant! This is a pet store! Didn't you see the sign? It says Dog Food and Things.
Guss- No wonder the "waiter" said no.
Later, at This is Better Than Dog Chow! ....................
Guss- You have a very fine establishment here. I'm proud to say that this is better than dog chow! The chief is gonna be getting a very fine report for you. Thank you for serving me, good bye!
Restaurant Staff- It is better than dog food, it's cat food!
Guss- Ahahahaha!
Once Guss has left the restaurant staff whisper behind their backs.
Restaurant Staff- But really, it is cat food.
-resolute music-
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