Randomnness at Random! #11 A Knock to the Head and Door

Ah! A fresh new post to mess up in many crooked and hilarious ways. Don't you love the feeling!? I do.

But Hue, didn't. In the start of this story, Hue took a rather nasty knock to the head when using a hammer to tidy his hair. Judging by the way Hue was using the hammer at the time of his accident, I think Hue has had many head injuries before this, but alas, there will most likely be more to come. Anyway, once Hue was brought home for the hospital, or as Hue called it: the Hostile Pittle, you could clearly see he wasn't thinking right. He put the jelly on his bread before the peanut butter when making a PB&J. Or as Hue called it, a peanut brittle and jerky sandwich.
But the most obvious evidence of his shenanigans, was this: -Knock knock- Someone was at the door. "Don't worry about the door Hue, I'll get it."

All Hue's mother got was an unidentifiable,"Mmmhughu."

Hue's mom, Tracy, answered the door.

"Why hello, Delores. It's lovely to see you." (I did that for you Melissa. Sorry other viewers,

you wouldn't get that Melissa thing.)

"How nice to see you too, Tracy. Just poppin' to see how Hue was doing."

"Oh, he's fine," said Tracy.

'Well good, I'll see you later then."

"Bye."

"Why didn't you answer the phone mom? It was ringing."

"What sweety? No it wasn't. Go back to sleep."

Hue slept for an hour and woke up at the ringing of the phone.

"Mom, get the door, somebody's here."

"Just a second the phone just rang."

"That was the door, mom. Answer it."

Tracy picked up the phone and chit-chatted with a friend for a while. Something wasn't right.

At 2:00 someone knocked on the door again. Instinctively, Hue picked up the phone.

"Hello?"

No one answered, just a dial tone. As you can see, Hue's konk on the head made him mix up the sounds of a knock at the door and the telephone ringing. Hue's mother tried to set him straight with a good whack of the newspaper to set him straight. Nothing happened. Everything Hue's parent's tried to put him back to normal failed. Even the doctors attempts to cure him fell short too. All they did was make him confuse the sounds of a car horn with the school bell. That was bad.

But the saddest thing of all, was that he never got Knock-Knock jokes again.